bawbyisnumber1

ill love me even when im dead.

2008-11-16T11:09:47Z

i hate when i need to write, but am so drained of emotion that i really have nothing left to share.

right now though, i need to share.

today is sunday. i have invited over sixteen people to my house for my birthday party, and i expect ten to show up.

or i did.

at this moment, i might cancel it.

something really fucked up about me is im a quitter. a perfect quitter. no matter if something is good or bad for me, bet your bottom dollar ill quit it before i finish it.

my gf might be something like that.

honestly, we have a perfect relationship.

i shouldnt bitch.

but..

she just realized shes sexy. i think people used to hit on her because she seemed like an easy fuck. now people hit on her because shes confident and sexy and she knows it.
problem is, she likes the attention she gets, a lot.

and its understandable because shes never had it.

so im torn right now.

i need to feel loved.
i need to feel like im number one.

i need to get what i give.

and i need to let her be her.

its a tough call.

should i let her go and let her live her life on another path
or should i let her join me on mine.

maybe, what ill do, is off myself.

whats fucked is im not kidding.

maybe ill off myself by the end of the year.

2 years ago i made a vow to drink myself to death, this time i think im going to try hard drugs on a frequent basis.

ill have fun, and slowly ill die.

whats fucked is im sincere.

ill love me even when im dead.

- b

bawbyisnumber1 @ 2008-11-16T03:46:00

2008-11-16T09:48:28Z

so its been officially sixteen days or some shit since i even logged into this motherfucker. my life has changed so much that i refuse to even begin detailing it right now.

my girlfriend told me to write about her

so i am

today i told her i doubt well work out

and i think i might be right

so sad, so sad, so typical, i trust my toes more than ill trust anyone else.

as much as i dont want it to be

i might be rolling solo again soon!

le sigh!!

- b

three shitty evolves in bobbys mind.

2008-09-29T01:45:11Z

so i could write about how i got fired yesterday for no good reason, but instead i have important business to discuss : xbox360.

ive spent a lot of time with this bitch since i got it, and ive decided upon a few key factors when comparing the ps3 to this system -

a) the controller on the ps3 is almost better. i say almost because theres no rumble in most models of the controller that comes bundled, and you have to pay an additional 50 bucks to pick up a controller that does have rumble. the xbox controller has this standard. nice. however, the xbox is a bit bulkier (although they have slimmed it down from the xbox1 controller), and the ps3 one just feels a lot more comfortable. its a great design ps3 has, im glad it hasnt changed much through the ages.

b) the xbox doesnt have the power the ps3 does however the graphics (at this time) are pretty fuckin close to the ps3. the ps3 is a little smoother, the textures look a little better, but overall there is no dramatic difference.

c) the ps3 has bluray. 360 doesnt. nuff said.

d) the library of games on the xbox360 is absolutely amazing. it has to be like three times the size of the ps3's. plus, theres a fuckin SHITLOAD of exclusive titles for the 360 whereas theres like one or two for the ps3. this is great because now that i have a 360, im really enjoying a lot of games i never had the chance to play with the ps3.

e) xbox live is pure pure pure pure pwnage. its the best online setup for a gaming console ever, until ps3 HOME comes out i really believe microsoft is dominating the online market.

f) i wont buy a harddrive for this system unless i find some situation in which i have to. i can understand why youd get one, if you didnt already have a ps3 with a 40 gig hooked up. but really, im just using the 360 for gaming, a memory card works fine, and i see no reason to upgrade.

so overall, if you had to pick this or that id say for right NOW the 360 is the best choice. 199 for the basic bundle (wireless controller, system, memory card, some piece of shit game with uno and pacman) is a really really good deal. thats like sixty more than a ds. ridiculous. the ps3 is a pricey motherfucker. its great by all means, and the truth is in the long run, in 1 - 3 years, the ps3 will be on top. its a fucking powerouse, and it just hasnt had the lifespan of the 360 thus far. investment wise, roll ps3 - immediate wise roll 360. best option, waste your check(S), get both.

right now my top games for 360 are :

NINETY NINE NIGHTS - a great dynasty warriors knockoff
VIVA PINATA - animal crossing meets pokemon meets partytime. fun for all ages.
HALO3 - strictly for the online.
SHADOWRUN - same as above.
PHANTASY STAR UNIVERSE - same as above.
and finally, PURE. pure is badass on 360 and ps3, however theres a fuckin lot more people playing online on 360 so i like it better on that console.

i still have COMMAND AND CONQUER 3, GUN, PREY, BIOSHOCK, and VIVA PINATA 2 to get into, but for now those games mentioned above are key for a great gaming experience.

i love my 360.

xbox3unshitty

2008-09-26T00:39:10Z

im so tired and disoriented right now that its actually hard to write.

i cant feel my fingers, i hear the sounds of the keys as i hit them, and im paying more attention to the gum im chewing than i am to what im actually writing.

ive had a ps3 for a while, today i got a 360. i was gonna write about all the games ive played today and shit but im way too out of it. i need sleep, and i need it now.

all ill say is im in love with this system. for a long time i was a nerd-hater of it because i own a ps3, but fuckin shitgodamn ive been missing out.

dead rising - kickass.
mass effect - kickass.
halo 3 - uber kickass.
dead or alive 4 - kickass.
crackdown - mega kickass.

all of these games rule, and i own three of them (the other two are rented. guess which ones i own for a five dollar prize.)

so yeah, my nerdiness has elevated.
ive evolved.

thanks 360!!

- b

GO GO POWER RANGERS!!

2008-09-23T01:39:23Z

so last night this guy i work with, and a friend of his came over. theyre silly, theyre 19 (i think) and half the shit they talk about relates to sex. its ridiculous. my coworkers friend had just gotten dumped by his gf, because she fucked two different guys on his watch. he wasnt pissed as much as he was sad. he wanted her back. i thought this was very silly. if i was him id be happy she dumped me. fuckin nasty bitch, whyd you wanna be with someone like that anyway? guys are dumb...er rather, boys are dumb.

yesterday i spent about a million dollars on itunes, downloading tv shows. below are the shows with reviews for each.

MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS - nothing tops the original. this is one of the best shows ive ever seen, even to this day. a simple breakdown of every episode goes like this : teens in juice bar, monster appears, teens turn into power rangers, prior to fighting monster they fight "putties", then they turn into giant robots, kick monsters ass, go back to juice bar and act a fool. fuckin golden. i love how cheesy the dialogue is, but most of all i love the racism. racism? huh, wuh? ok lookit this - the black ranger is a fucking black guy. the yellow ranger is chinese! need i say more? i love the robots very much. im a big fan of GODZILLA, and the zords are pretty much a total ripoff. what i love the most about them is that the power rangers "care" about the city, but the fuckin zords always tear it apart. best! the episodes i downloaded are worth mentioning too : the GREEN RANGER saga. fucking best!! i love the green ranger, i love how he fucks everything up. he is the ultimate nemesis. literally, as i write this, im watching episode four of five of the green ranger saga, and it is overwhelmingly entertaining. i cannot recommend any higher that you go back in time and watch this series. fucking BEST.

SPIDER-MAN - theres been a shitload of spiderman cartoons, this is one of the better ones : its "cgi", alls of it. it looks really good. the whole universe is kinda in its own territory, if i had to pick one its closest to id say the ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN universe is a pretty close pick. i think this show was on mtv and got cancelled, but i dont see why. its more of a teen-oriented show versus a kids, me likes it a lot.

POWER RANGERS : MYSTIC FORCE - after downloading the original power rangers, i decided to give two other series a day in court, this is one of them. ive only watched half an episode (i only downloaded two) and so far its decent. it isnt as good as the original but fuckit, what is? i like that theres a lot of ancient-style background to it, and in the opening segment of the first episode theres a really badass "epic" battle explaining the rangers origins. ill finish the ep, and watch the second, and overall im *fairly impressed with it. for a modern version of rangers, its pretty fuckin good.

POWER RANGERS :S.P.D. - ill admit, i fucked up a little with this one. i downloaded like eight eps, i should have downloaded two. the story in this one is beyond horrible. i know i shouldnt expect much from acting ina power rangers series but this acting is inexcusable. its terrible. its like a bad porno. the only positive thing about this show is the "zords", which are actually vehicles. theyre pretty much badass as fuck to be honest. theres like a bike and a car and shit, and although id prefer dinosaurs like the original, these are kickass. the megazord is MEGA badass in this series, fucker has a badass pistol and an even more badass sword, and he does insane stunts with both. whats even better is if you thought the megazord in the original didnt give a fuck about the city, wait till you check out the one in this. fucker makes garbage out of the city in this, its hilarious. id check this out for the zords but if you expect anything more than that youll be in for a surprise. a bullshit surprise.

DEATH NOTE - i knew this anime would be kickass. i bought four episodes on dvd just because it came witha really badass figure, and im downloading all but 15 (which i bought yesterday, and by downloading i mean pirating like a dumbass). the 15 i bought are golden. i wrote an entire entry about why i love death note so im not going to go into major detail, but this series does not disappoint. the plot to death note is classic, i love it very much, this anime does the movies justice (although the movies came *after* the anime, i saw the movies first so yeah) and thats about it. buy or download or do whatever it takes to get some form of this story now. the end.

- and thats about that. i have a lot of tv to watch. oh, and i bought (on dvd) the terminator sarah connor chronicles, which is really good. the acting is mediocre but the plot is golden. i love the terminator movies, so of course i love the terminator tv show.

today im staying up all night, and trying to down as much of this shit as possible.

good times!!

L

2008-09-18T23:08:37Z

so, although i mentioned DEATHNOTE briefly in my previous entry, id like to detail why this movie is so fucking good and why you should go to your local comic store and absolutely demand it on dvd immediately.

im a big fan of characters. im a writer myself. characters are what really drive a story. the two main characters in this movie are two of the greatest characters i have ever seen on film. the main character goes from a calm student to a serial killer, and his rival, 'L', is a fucking genius. L is very tactical and smart. both of the characters go through a lot of changes, they evolve. its amazing. you can feel their change, and as the movie progresses, their rivalry. they are one in the same, on opposite ends of a spectrum.

another key element that works very well is suspense. the main character is being chased. the public worships him, but hes a serial killer. a task force, led by L, is sent to find him. as they get closer and closer you feel almost SCARED for Light, the main guy. its amazing.

all of the movie is amazing. the special effects are above standard for an asian film, everything about the flick is above any standard, including my own.

this is a movie that not only you should see, but you deserve to see. its amazing as fuck and is already one of my top five favorite films of all time.

whats great is the fucker runs about two andahalf hours, and the sequel is the same. the two movies are like KILL BILL in that really theyre volumes. its one big story broken into two. so buy both if you can find them. or do like i did and download them. do whatever it takes to get these movies. the possibilities to experience this exist, and are in your hands.

i advise you take advantage of your own capabilities, and do whatever it takes to enjoy this series.

like i said

fucking amazing.

100/10, easily.

change the world

2008-09-18T17:27:52Z

DEATHNOTE is one of the greatest movies I have ever seen. To be honest, 2 was even better and i've still yet to watch the prequel to both, L : change the world.

i highly advise you download these movies.

- b

OBEY YOUR MASTER!

2008-09-15T03:40:26Z

today has been so fucking crazy. i havent slept in around 40 hours, im thinking about pushing 80. i think i can. i have reason to by all means, it isnt like im just trying to stay awake. i literally have something i find important to do which i cannot discuss, even here. if you message me maybe ill tell you what it is.
today i bought so much shit, im not even listing it all. i have two things i want to "talk" about, one someone might find offensive, the other everyone should find interesting. ill start with the negativity.

my ex-ex loves telling me i owe her money. its ridiculous. i borrowed like 10 cds from her when we were dating, i fucked them all up, and shes one of those girls (ive had two ina row) who wants to give everything back and get everything back that was given during dating upon breakup. stupid. so i fucked her cds up, and she wants like 200 bucks in compensation. i think its dumb. burn the fuckin cds. download them and burn them. the end. but no. so ive paid her 100 of what she wants, tomorrow im paying her 40, and im calling it quits. shes dumb for thinking im paying her more, and if youre reading this right now amy im just being honest.
today i was on the phone with her, about money, and i told her i forgot to pay her. which i did. i focus on myself a lot. i have a 1 tattooed on my hand. im that self centered, im number one. so i forgot. whoops. the conversation ended when she said im immature as fuck or some shit for my age, i hung up. why? because shes telling me this when she does drugs and drinks in her spare time. theres nothing wrong with that, its just that at our age cmon man. maybe a toke here and there but get real. were too old for that shit. so shut up with calling me a baby, youre a fuckin crackalack. me no care. i told her the 40 is the end of it and after that im never talking to her again. fuck the bitch.

so the positive : metallicas new cd is blowing my mind. i cant believe how good it is. metallica is one of those love-hate relationships for me. i love their earlier shit. its hardcore fucking metal, it fucking rules i dont give a fuck what you have to say about it. AND JUSTICE FOR ALL is some badass metal. MASTER OF PUPPETS is some badass metal. the black album kinda began their slide into fuckin gayness to me. LOAD, and RELOAD, were alternative cds. not metal. they sold the fuck out. thank fucking christ theyve returned to their roots, the new cd sounds like good OLD metallica. i fucking love it. i bought like three of their older cds just because the new one really reminded me how good they COULD be. its fucking brilliant work. it isnt their best cd, but its pretty fucking close - especially because it brought them some fuckin credibility again as a real metal band. buy it now its the shit.
another cd thats the absolute fucking bomb is the new GYM CLASS HEROES cd. its nothing like their previous one. the previous was kickass, but it was all hits. all of it. songs for the radio. the new cd is really experimental, and the lead rapper singer guy sounds like talib on it to me. or mos def. someone with real rap credentials. some decent shit. its fucking great go buy it too.

id say download it, but i got fucking busted for illegally (typo there me thinks..maybe) downloading shit. ridiculous. i got a letter from the cable company saying they got some letter from some other company who busted me downloading IRON MAN. i dont even fuckin remember when i downloaded that bullshit. forever ago. but fuckit now im in the eye of the storm me thinks so me keeps from downloading for now on. i love shopping on itunes anyway.

oh and i got one of my favorite movies today, RETURN OF THE STREET FIGHTER. not street fighter the game type shit but my man SONNY FUCKING CHIBA type shit. hes by far my favorite martial arts actor, and i got the fucker for 3.99 plus my employee discount. fucking best.

todays been great. i might powernap and just continue it. well see. i hope youve enjoyed the best entry ive written so far, even though at this exact moment i havent even reread it. and know what? i bet theres grammar errors and typos and im not even gonna ficks them. see theres a typo right there, although that one was intentional.

deal.

- b

welcome back to addiction

2008-09-13T07:21:55Z

man today i got three of the WARHAWK expansions, and im seriously shitting myself at how good they are.

the pinacle of my day has been using a JETPACK to fly around, land, stab a motherfucker to death, and waving bye to their corpse as i jump off to do it again.

i needed refreshment in the game, now i have it.

expansions = BEST!!

my force has been unleashed!!

2008-09-11T23:40:45Z

so ive done a partial amount of what i planned on today. first off, my job fucked the fuck up and put force unleashed available for rent right now, rather than on the 15th (or 16th i forget) when its posed to come out - BEST. im playing through the first level now, and i must say this is the best star wars game ever made, hands down. you get to use the force in any way possible - from throwing enemies off cliffs to strangling them to doing whatever. plus you begin as vader. besttttt! ive been looking forward to this game, and im very happy to have it about a week in advance.

i watched half of VISITOR Q before i fell asleep, it was exceptional. it wasnt as gross as i imagined, but its still very weird and very disturbing. lots of weird sex scenes and over the top violence, ftw!

i DID watch hair extensions, it was kickass as fuck. it was violent, had a great plot, great special effects, great everything. it was the sick and twisted japanese horror film i expected it to be, in every way.

tonight im playing force, and ill probably knock out a sin city book as well.

oh and i bought three games today - a bruce lee game for xbox, spiderman 3 special edition (where you get to play as new goblin!) for ps3, and virtua fighter deuce for saturn. solid solid solid!

todays been a kickass day for media, im very happy with how everythings gone!

force unleashed ftw!!!!

I AM THAT YELLOW BASTARD!!!

2008-09-11T10:12:29Z

so today im in the midst of another non-sleep-a-thon. on days like these i tend to have an agenda. today, i have an agenda. what is it? ill tell you!

a) watch three movies - HAIR EXTENSIONS : ive seen parts of this, and i love it. its a japanese horror film about hair killing its owners. classic!
VISITOR Q : another japanese flick, it looks to be about hardcore sexual abuse. its made by one of my favorite directors, TAKASHI MIIKE, so it has to be good.
WRISTCUTTERS : this movie looks adorable, just look at the title.

b) beat (hopefully) NiGHTS, play PANZER DRAGOON. id like to say ill beat pd but i wont, theres no way.

c) go skinny dipping. dumb, i know. ive just never been in a pool naked. i have a pool and i have the ability to be naked. i will put two and two together so i can say ive accomplished something ive never done before, today. i think its going to rain, so itll be lovely im sure.

d) read volume one of BERSERK, and THAT YELLOW BASTARD, a SIN CITY book : i think ive read berserk before, i know ive seen the anime and played the game thats based on the manga - eitherway my homie from work let me borrow it so ill knock that out today. yellow bastard i *havent* read and have meant to for a long time. todays that time.

so there you go, a + b + c + d = megafun. thats how i roll.

its funny to me because the things i see as accomplishments arent really anything much to most people. i find reading a book or beating a game a big deal. like something that NEEDED to be done. most people find it bullshit. i love not living in the norm!

the return of saturn

2008-09-11T00:15:38Z

yesterday i decided to ultimo-treat myself and buy something ive been wanting for quite some time - one of the greatest videogame systems ever : a sega saturn. sega always made good shit in my opinion. every one of their systems, although maybe a mild commercial failure, was grade a. the sega master system was exceptional, and the dreamcast IS my favorite system ever made. the saturn is near-flawless just as those are. i bought the system for one reason, and one reason alone : NiGHTS.
nights is one of the greatest games ever made to me. i remember being a kid, playing the game i actually felt as if i was flying. the controls in this game are some of the best ever to be put on disc, period. the graphics are perfect and hold up even to this day. theyre fun. theyre colorful. they are ideal and perfect for what this game is meant to be. the sound is also perfect. fuckit ima cut to the chase here, everything in this game is pure perfection. this game takes place in another, dreamlike, world and everything that adds up to a world - from sound to atmosphere to pure beauty totally stacks up in this title. this is some of the most fun you could possibly imagine having in a videogame, even to this day. my memories of this game had a lot of hype built into my return to it, and all the hype has been met : this remains one of the greatest experiences i have ever had, not only in gaming but in LIFE. ok maybe not in life but you get the picture, this is the exact nature of the word 'fun', in every regards.

whats funny is nights was only 3.99, and i would have easily paid 40 + for it. i did pay more for another classic, 19.99 for PANZER DRAGOON II - a price well worthwhile for the fun to be had in this title. panzer dragoon is another flawless game, a rail shooter even better than starfox64, a bold statement in my eyes. the story of dragoon is amazing, the graphics and sound (as with nights) hold up to this day, and the game is straight up fun as fuck. panzer and nights make me wonder, why arent simplistic on top, yet a lot of depth inside, type games coming out today? the saturn really had it down. both of these games were made by sega, for their own console, and it makes me wish sega had decided to stick with consoles AND producing games rather than just making games. its sad. this system is over 10 years old, and im honestly enjoying it more than my modern day ps3.

i also bought ULTIMATE MORTAL KOMBAT 3, and although a very solid game, its nothing to write a paragraph about. its mk. i own it on every system, so its fitting i own it on this one too. and no, im not kidding, beyond my nes and dreamcast i do own it on everything i have - from my genesis to my xbox to my ps3 and everything inbetween, i am a die hard mk fanatic. its fun on the saturn, ultimate has some solid babalities (typo there i think) and kickass fatalities, so im happy with my purchase.

whats great is these three games are more than enough to satisfy my game-hunger with the saturn. these three games all make up the perfect experience, and i wont be surprised if i dont buy anything else - although i do have my eye on a few select titles. im just not ina rush. i love what i have, and for a console, that can be a rare thing. usually you get a *little* of what you want in each game. you may get the graphics, you may get the gameplay. its rare to have two games where you get everything, and thats how im satisfied.

i paid 49.99 for my saturn, 3.99 for nights, 19.99 for dragoon, and 9.99 for mk. take out mk, do the math, go buy this shit asap. if youre local, movie trading company should have these titles, if you arent theres always ebay.

i love my sega saturn. the end.

i am a walking suicide.

2008-09-09T15:58:07Z

hello friends.

my girlfriend just broke up with me, but its okay. were both very immature and we really have too much in common, she says. dumb shit to me, i think those are good qualities. she also said she doesnt want to be friends or stay in contact or anything. ZING! harsh much? but its okay! really!
i had fun with her, i hope she had fun with me, and thats what is important!

she pointed out something thats seriously true : i am a walking suicide. as of this moment, i havent slept in like two days. i drink a pot of coffee an hour, and on day-spans like this i smoke 3 - 4 packs of ciggs pretty much chain style, to stay up. clearly this isnt healthy. whats fucked up is i really dont care. i love me. i love my life. if it ended now id be satisfied with how ive lived. so im going to do what i want, regardless of the consequences.

these kinds of things worried her, a lot, and i dont blame her for not wanting to deal with it.

im crazy, really, and thats okay.

i love me very much, i love her very much even if well never talk again, and im not very sad. being sad is a waste of energy, time, and emotion. being happy constantly is the main thing i try to achieve. so thats what im going to do. be happy.

so when your boyfriend or girlfriend dumps you, remember, the best plan of action is to have fun and be happy because that is ideal for you and your life.

so today im going to use this psn card i got, buy some fun games, play them, then later im gonna go to the comic store, buy shit there, read what i buy, listen to music, and have more fun. cuz thats how i roll.

i may treat my body in a negative fashion, but i live my life in a positive one.

happily, i am a walking suicide.

i love being a gamer!

2008-09-09T03:40:50Z

i love it when a game gets shit reviews on ign.com. typically, when a game gets a bad review there i turn out to love it. most of the time, ign gives out bad scores to games that dont fit the norm. games that arent like other games out. so when i see a bad score, i know im (probably) in luck. theres been a few times that i agree a game does suck, but most of the time i turn out to like what they see as crap.
today i bought two games, both got bad reviews, both are fun.
one is called EVIL ZONE. evil zone is a fighting game that uses two buttons, total. block and attack. like soulcal, you can press left and attack or right and attack for different moves, but the action is pretty simple. so why is this game good? its fun. believe it or not, a two button set up works. the characters are really cool, for the ps1 the graphics are solid, everything about the game is kickass. im a fan of evil zone, ign is not, win win situation!
the other is another fighting game called DESTREGA. i have NO clue why ign gave this game a bad review. its mega fun. you can run all over a level throwing crazy magic out or get up close and personal and fight it up. its sweet. the only complaint i have is in regards to the character design. typically i find one character that looks mega badass and i roll with them. looks-wise there really arent any great characters. thats okay though, the gameplay makes up for it. fun times ahead with this one!
ign also gave another game i bought but havent played a bad review, EVIL DEAD for ps1. they said its a resident evil clone. hmm..resident evil plus evil dead? resident evil dead?! BEST!!
i also picked up a game ign didnt even review, some batman car game. it looks fun. it probably is mediocre, but if it entails driving the batmobile and kicking ass, im beyond totally down.

ive been playing a LOT LOT LOT of games lately. yesterday my girlfriend and i played games for about 10 hrs straight. our eyes literally burned from it. crazy. today im not sleeping, and playing for an even longer period of time.

videogames ftw!!

PSNUKKA!!

2008-09-07T05:58:18Z

today for the first time ever i bought shit on the playstation network. im addicted. i got three of the best games ever, and two movies i know ill love. they are :

a) crash bandicoot (1) : what a fucking brilliant game. ive really missed this shit, to me crash was a pinacle in gaming because it was a 3D platformer. at a time when "3d go anywhere" games were beginning to really come into their own, crash managed to include that to some degree while still remaining an "oldschool style" platformer. everything about the game is great and its cool that the fun still holds up to this day.

b) flOw and its expansion : i didnt really know anything about flow before i bought it besides the fact that its popular. im glad i went with instinct and picked it up, its fun as fuck. its general idea is something used a lot in games nowadays (esp with spore) : you control a creature, you eat other creatures, you evolve. the end. what makes this game great are two things : the atmosphere presented - the music is calming, and the graphics are very simple, yet fitting for the game. its meant to be a calming experience, and it is just that. the other part of what makes it great are the controls. everything (almost everything, rather) is done with the sixaxis, and for once it feels like the developers of a game got the sixaxis right. usually i hate that shit, but its fitting in flow. great, simple game. good times!

c) MORTAL KOMBAT II : i dont need to say much about this game except : its the best mortal kombat, in every respect. perfect fighting engine, perfect character selection, perfect graphics for a mk title, perfect everything. this is probably one of my top three favorite games ever made and now i own it on my ps3. best!!!

and i also bought two movies which are forever on my ps3, they are WRISTCUTTERS, and BATMAN VERSUS DRACULA. ive heard great things about wrist, and although its "THE BATMAN" (a series im not the fondest of, i thought the original animated series and batman beyond were both better, although the batman isnt terrible its just not AS good as the other two) im sure itll still be a great movie. batman and dracula, how can you go wrong?

tomorrow ima get a 20 dollar psn card and pick up SUPER PUZZLE FIGHTER because my gf hasnt played it, and im excited to see her mind explode at the awesomeness of that game.

PSN FTW!!

Writer's Block: Sharing Haikus

2008-09-05T13:12:12Z

The Japanese haiku poet Basho once wrote, "Old pond / a frog jumps / the sound of water." Try writing some of your own haikus about the little things in your life. A haiku generally consists of a five-syllable line, a seven-syllable line and a second five-syllable line. You can also use any combination of ten-to-fourteen syllables.

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a tragic ending/ disposal on very fast/ heard head crushing in

once again, rip garfield!!

rip garfield

2008-09-05T12:55:11Z

about a week ago my girlfriend and i bought a giant fish named garfield. he was orange, and easily the biggest fish in my tank. immediately i noticed him acting funny, he swam upside down - rightside up - sideways - everyway. and he didnt eat, at all. in the week i owned him i seriously NEVER saw him eat. a couple of days ago (or more) it became apparent he was dying, and instead of either a) letting him die in my tank from starvation, or b) letting him die in my tank from other fish pecking away at him (which they were), i decided to take dramatic action. this morning i poked him around a little to see if hed move, and he did, but barely. i really felt bad for the little (erm big) guy. so i took him out of the tank, put him ina bag, and froze him. i figured this was the calmest way to die.
i decided id take his body back to the store to see if i could get credit for another fish. but, the more i thought about this the more morbid it seemed. id feel gross bringing in a dead fish, and id feel bad for the person who had to deal with that sick shit. plus theyd probably just give me another oversized fish - so i did the first thing that came to mind : i put him in the garbage disposal, and turned it on. i hope 15 mins ina freezer killed him, cuz if it didnt a million tiny blades sure as fuck did. the garbage disposal went off like thunder, BRRBRRBRRBRBRBRRRRR it was terrible violent shakings. he was reduced to pulp.

i feel kinda bad about my disgusting actions, but i feel relieved that hes passed already instead of just looking in my tank daily to see if his day has been numbered.

poor fish, rip garfield!!

dark center of the universe

2008-09-04T00:49:47Z

its been a while since i really got into an anime. i watch a lot of anime, i catch random episodes of this and that or the once and a while OVA, but its rare for me to *get into* a series. WITCHBLADE is my new series. im obsessed with it. it has action, drama, great dialogue, and great animation. in the last two days ive bought three volumes, and whats funny is i bought volumes 2 and 3 after id only seen one ep from volume one. its that good, i knew after one episode id invest money into the entire series. i loves it!

my gf is sick as fuck, it totally sucks. i feel bad for her and i wish she was here to watch witchblade with me instead of being at home in bed. its ok tho, shell get better!

besides that business ive been sorta working, and uh..thats about it!

oh and im not going to do stand up tomorrow, im pushing it to next week. im still developing my act and i really dont feel comfortable trying it out until i have it done 100 percent. im rolling with some nerd comedy i doubt people in the audience will get but who cares, fuckem. if i laugh thats all that matters!

- b

Writer's Block: Remembering Summer

2008-08-31T09:38:04Z

Care to reminisce about some favorite (or not so favorite) summer memories?

Submitted By the_nerd_reaper

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NOPE!

Writer's Block: Checklist for Eternity

2008-08-31T07:12:14Z

If you could live forever how would you spend your time?

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id probably do exactly what im doing now, which is to live my life to its absolute fullest. i love to experience new things, i want to experience everything there is to offer in this wonderful world.

NNNNOW THAT THAT DONT KILL ME..

2008-08-31T07:08:23Z

today i want to ANIMEFEST, it fuckin ruled. i saw a million cosplayers, and i bought some cool shit. i went there specifically to buy cool shit. and i did. i got three japanese horror/action/dramatic movies : MACHINE GIRL, HAIR EXTENSIONS, and VISITOR Q. i went there specifically to buy j-horror films, and mission success. Q, the drama, looks to be gross as fuck (sexually), HAIR EXTENSIONS looks straight disgusting as well, and MACHINE is mega violent - ive seen it like three times on the PC already. i love japanese movies even more than i do anime. theyre violent and sick as fuck because the japanese understand there SHOULDNT be boundaries in entertainment - fuckin pwns.
i also got a TWELVE inch tall MECHAGODZILLA action figure, its fucking awesome - it looks real as fuck. im very happy with my movie and figure purchases.

after we left, we got taco bell and i also got a new fish. its a CHI-CHLID, and its fucking huge. guestimate-wise its like five inches, which is big for my tank. its fucking awesome. then i introduced my girlfriend to my friends dylan and matt, and then we played videogames. fucking great day.

"tomorrow" is "today" for me because im not sleeping tonight. im going to read (and hopefully finish) BATTLE ROYALE the manga, watch the three DEATHNOTE movies and one of the ones i bought, and play SHENMUE II. then at ten i get to have ANIME DAY with my female. its gonna rule. i love it when a great day doesnt end!

and thats about that!

- b

laugh out loud.

2008-08-29T06:47:42Z

so i just called a comedy club called HYENAS in fort worth, and i found out thursday is open mic night. im fucking there. i dont give a fuck anymore, im funny as fuck and im gonna bust my shit onstage and see what happens.

i was looking at their site, i can tell a lot about someone from their picture. i can tell if theyre funny or not. one guy looked like he probably is, the others - fuckem. they got dumb jokes i bet that are only funny after like three drinks. i can outwit all of them, i know it. and im going to.

next thursday, a week from today, im going to this club and im going to burn it to the mother fucking ground.

its crazy, but im going to do it.

signed

- b

Writer's Block: You and A Fictional Character of Your Choice

2008-08-27T08:12:40Z

If you were stranded on an island with a fictional character, who would it be and why?

Submitted By mesnyder_92

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id roll with my man shogo kawada, from BATTLE ROYALE. first off, hes one smart mother fucker and in all probability hes been stranded on that same island before. he knows how to get off of it, he has a master plan. hes strong and hes always got your back. hes a solid choice.

IMA PWN YOU L8R

2008-08-27T07:47:07Z

so todays been pretty much the absolute bomb.

me and my girlfriend went out and about for quite a while, and bought quite a few things, the gems of which are :

a) shenmue II - what an amazing game. i was talking to my lady earlier about how nowadays, i dont think this game could get much respect if it was new. "what do you do in it?" "anything." "so can you blow up people!?" "no" "oh fuckit." - i love how you get to interact in this living, breathing metropolis and solve a great mystery. i love how you can go to arcades and play real classics, or buy pointless shit. i love that you get a job to make money or you gamble or you do what you gotta do. i love this game.

b) star wars : masters of (sp error im sure) terras kassi, some shit - i remember this game from when i was a kid, its fucking fantastic. i love the fighting games that came out on ps1. i love how theyre so simple, yet at the time were ahead of the game. i love that the same thing can be said for the graphics. plus, i love that itsa fucking star wars fighting game. ultimo fun!!

c) spider-man J - smJ is a MANGA form of spider-man. its how the japanese folk roll. it isnt an especially great read, but its cool to see how parker translates from here to there.

we also watched UZUMAKI, and a lot of BATTLEFIELD BASEBALL - two great asian horror/action flicks. it was a good day.

to top it off, i got inter-oh-gayted in a chatroom at the end of the night. it was great. this dude told me i pissed "the wrong people" off and that hed "own me later". lol. silly shit, the way people get over the internet. people take this shit so seriously, when its all a big joke to me. i love it. they cry and i laugh - suckersss!

so overall, today was exceptional.
im impressed, i never knew tuesday was properly spelled F-U-N.

=D

- b